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The Future Of Fondling

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

I'm interested as long as one of Isaac Asimov's three rules of robotics was, "A robot shall not crush a human's testicles into a fine dust."

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

Happy Labor Day!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 5, 2016 at 2:00PM

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If there are two things Americans love, it's hard work and big dongs.

Enjoy your day off and leave your computer for a minute! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

[via AcidCow]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Safety Harness

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Just pray nobody plays the YMCA. He can't resist.

[via Catsmob]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: