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Not An Onion Headline

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

So… I guess we can expect that sex tape in the year 2030-ish?

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True Professional

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

I thought his neck was sore from sucking the boss' dick but it turns out it's because he works really hard for his success.

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This Full Diva Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

I think I'm on to something when I say he looks like a super young and totally awesome California Pizza Kitchen waiter.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

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amazing

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tv

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work

So Trusting

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

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If you're really his friends you'll leave him in there for an hour and go get lunch. Also, guys are bad friends.

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friends

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Hard At Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

When working outdoors in the summer, remember to bring along a cool towel. Or just say, "Fuck pants."

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