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Cat Not Included

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 3, 2015 at 4:00PM

CAT SLAVE

It took a long time, but science has finally figured out a way to make having a cat worthwhile.

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She Doesn't Even Work There

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 10:00AM

Little known fact: Koalas can't copulate unless someone is playing with their balls.

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iPorn

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2015 at 11:00AM

iporn

Can you angle it away a little more? The image in the window is still a little distorted and I'm trying to get off too.

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Sleepy Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

What was he supposed to do, lean on nothing? Because that's dangerous.

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Not An Onion Headline

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

So… I guess we can expect that sex tape in the year 2030-ish?

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