"Knock it off, Jerry. No one thinks you're a ghost."
If her ear flies off into the crowd do you get to keep it like a foul ball?
This would be a huge hit if any of the flabby smokestacks who frequent bowling alleys could still get an erection.
That's funny, I don’t remember the part in the “Wobble” where you're supposed to piss your pants.
Ever since my girl moved in, my shower's full of lotions, loufas, conditioners, creams, and shell casings.
[via Ebaums World]