That dog is so obviously bribing the judges.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Dad always said, "Losers make excuses. Winners drown in a champagne money shot."
[via Daily Garlic]
"First and foremost, I'd like to thank my Dad. Because that seems only fair."