I think their last jump shot was a little pitchy.
[via Acid Cow]
He died doing what he loved… getting his face broken.
Here we are, lookin' at the top dog.
I'm happy to say the year's most popular blog post is just plain silly, which is the exact humor I enjoy the most. We crunched the numbers and the winner is Just Play It Off. I'm sure this girl is thrilled about it. But hey, at least she's a smoke show.
We want to thank you for always keeping up with our blog, whether it's in class or on the toilet. We love making you laugh, and we love it even more when you shit on us in the comments section. It's a beautiful relationship.
Well, it looks like 2014 will go down as the year that marked the beginning of the end for live TV reporting…
You voted loud and clear, and awarded year's best news fail to Fu*k Her Right In The Pussy! It was a landslide victory for this classy new news trend, and we take pride in knowing that our fans are fully on board for the destruction of any and all public decency.
God willing, by next year people will just be masturbating vigorously in the background of live news reports.
Here's hoping he eventually approached them and got in on that sweet, hot, sandy action…
The votes have been tabulated by our brand new Ultra-Tabulator 5000, and the winner of year's best photobomb is Sex On The Beach! No, not that drink that guys make fun of but secretly think is delicious, we're talking about this actual act of real-life coastal carnality.
Thanks for voting, and for proving that our reader contingent is in fact made up entirely of degenerate pervs.