Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Take a ride in Uber's autonomous car. Okay, but if it rises up and revolts I'm only giving it one star.
- Here are the 2016 Emmy winners. Congrats to Rami Malek on the first Emmy win for what is clearly an alien wearing human skin.
- Some iPhone 7's are making a hissing noise. Relax, that just means it's secretly recording every filthy thing you do.
- Apparently bright lights stimulate men's sex drive. Then again, so do low lights, slight breezes and the passage of time.
- Vin Diesel wants Paul Walker's Fast & Furious character to return. No one told Vin that Paul Walker didn't actually move to a farm upstate where he has plenty of room to run around.
- It's Monday so let's cast all bras aside.