Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The "Ghost Rider" is back on the streets. He exclusively drives at shit-your-pants speeds.
- The Secret Service had a chat with Donald Trump about his 2nd Amendment comment. They get so bent out of shape when you make one murder the president joke.
- The Rio diving pool turned green. The 2016 summer games, brought to you by Mountain Dew.
- World's luckiest man survives plane crash, wins lottery one week later. Although you could make the argument that people who win the lottery without almost dying in a plane crash are actually luckier.
- Predators are apparently using Pokemon Go to try to lure kids into vans. Can't wait until Dateline rolls out To Catch A Pokepredator.
- Thursdays bring the boobies out.