Bob’s seven bucks will definitely be spent on hard liquor.
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It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
If the Tour De France has taught us anything, it’s that finishing first place in a bike race never has a happy ending.
Thanks for participating in Valentine's Day, everyone else, but you've just been blown (pun intended) out of the water.
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