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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Working For Two

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

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She used to be an A cup, so she had to get pregnant to land this job.

[via Owned]

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From Around the Web

Heavenly Metal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Oh fuck, I hope angels can't get infections.

[via TC Mag]

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Hangin' With The Homies

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 15, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Huddle together if you want, you're still all ending up in a KFC bucket.

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10 V-Day Fails To Make You Glad You're Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.

Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD.   Show full post

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Double The Fun

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima Unveils her Madame Tussauds Wax Figure

Marko Jaric used to tap that… now he just wax off.

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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