• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Aquabat

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

Well, we had a good run, humans.

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From Around the Web

Working For Two

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

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She used to be an A cup, so she had to get pregnant to land this job.

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Heavenly Metal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Oh fuck, I hope angels can't get infections.

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Hangin' With The Homies

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 15, 2016 at 3:00PM

ChickenPigeons

Huddle together if you want, you're still all ending up in a KFC bucket.

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10 V-Day Fails To Make You Glad You're Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.

Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD.   Show full post