Well, we had a good run, humans.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
She used to be an A cup, so she had to get pregnant to land this job.
Huddle together if you want, you're still all ending up in a KFC bucket.
It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.
Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD. Show full post