Never half-ass an effort to impress your hero.
Updated list of worst ways to break up with someone:
2. Faking your own death
3. Window sign
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Fast food dining room fights are usually just diversions so their friends can escape from their job.
Remember to check the box that says "no hobbit houses" on AirBnB.