• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

420 Buzz Kill

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

limpprank

The only limp biscuit you’ll find here has sausage on it and has sitting under a heat lamp for the past two days.

[via Izismile]

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420

band

convenience store

joke

limp bizkit

notice

prank

sign

signage

window

From Around the Web

High At Work

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 8, 2016 at 2:00PM

repair

You might get paid more, but does your job make you appreciate every moment you're alive?

[via AcidCow]

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a/c

air conditioning

building

city

dangerous

fix

high

repair

stupid

window

Got The Itch

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2016 at 4:00PM

manitch

Crabs is the “it” STD to have right now.

[via Acid Cow]

You've Been Warned

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2016 at 1:00PM

BabyOnRoad

Like a baby is piloting your vehicle or there's an actual baby in the street ahead? Seems like either way a window decal isn't doing enough.

[via Izismile]

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baby

board

car

decal

discount

half off

on

road

sale

sign

sticker

street

warning

window

wording

Safari Chomp

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2015 at 6:00PM

He totally heard that crack you made about Fruit Stripe gum.

[via Acid Cow]

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bite

car

chomp

drive

food

open

ride

safari

scared

shoulder

snack

window

zebra