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Car-ma's A Bitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2014 at 6:00PM

She never should have cheated on KITT from Knight Rider. (Google it, you young fucks. It's funny.)

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Cool Mother's Day Card

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Well you're a pigeon and that makes me not want to touch you because you're a disgusting, disease-riddled rat with wings that lives off other people's french fries.

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Embrace It!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2014 at 5:00PM

The new Kim Kardashian line is all about simplicity and truth.

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Guys, This Is Gonna Be My Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2014 at 12:00PM

All of the horses, stay in your stables. Tila Tequila, run wild.

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Have You Seen This Homewrecker?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Well, she's clearly in heat and running wild out there. We can only hope she has all her shots.

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