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Cool Mother's Day Card

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Well you're a pigeon and that makes me not want to touch you because you're a disgusting, disease-riddled rat with wings that lives off other people's french fries.

[via The Chive]

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Embrace It!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2014 at 5:00PM

The new Kim Kardashian line is all about simplicity and truth.

[via Acid Cow]

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Guys, This Is Gonna Be My Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2014 at 12:00PM

All of the horses, stay in your stables. Tila Tequila, run wild.

[via Dlisted]

Have You Seen This Homewrecker?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Well, she's clearly in heat and running wild out there. We can only hope she has all her shots.

[via Prickly Legs]

(Dumb) Kids Write The Darndest Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Oh it was no problem! Whores are really loose." -Soldier who occasionally bangs prostitutes overseas.

[via Izismile]

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