This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.
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DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.
Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.
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