Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.
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DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.
Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.
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