If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.
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DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.
Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.
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