This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.
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DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.
Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.
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