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Whale Tail Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Brilliant idea. You can feel sexy 24/7 without the constant irritation of a string up your ass.

[via The Chive]

What Do You Mean I Missed A Spot?!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I ain't crazy 'bout it myself, but my cousin thinks it's sexy."

[via Acid Cow]

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First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

[via Acid Cow]

Does This Match My Ole Miss Shirt And Sense Of White Pride?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 3:00PM

They come in "acid-wash," "overall," and "Mom."

[via The Clearly Dope]

Now That's What I Call 'Making Love'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

Later he's gonna kill her dog. (That's a Fear reference, guys. Get with it. Chest pound!)

[via Uber Humor]