Is this a bizarre form of white trash bowling?
[via Fail Blog]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Shelby isn’t certain if Dan has an erection or a sizable rat just crawled up his pants.
Brilliant idea. You can feel sexy 24/7 without the constant irritation of a string up your ass.
[via The Chive]
"I ain't crazy 'bout it myself, but my cousin thinks it's sexy."
[via Acid Cow]