• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

White Trash Romance

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 24, 2015 at 9:00PM


Shelby isn’t certain if Dan has an erection or a sizable rat just crawled up his pants.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

This Week’s Raw Clips

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2014 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.


Whale Tail Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Brilliant idea. You can feel sexy 24/7 without the constant irritation of a string up your ass.

[via The Chive]

What Do You Mean I Missed A Spot?!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I ain't crazy 'bout it myself, but my cousin thinks it's sexy."

[via Acid Cow]








white trash

First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

[via Acid Cow]