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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Vice Presi-Don't

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

Joe Biden Swears In New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter

"I bet it's pretty hard hearing what the Secretary of Defense is saying over all that heavy briefing."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alex Wong/Staff/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Vice Presi-Don't

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

Joe Biden Swears In New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter

"Mmm, your hair smells better than a fresh intern at the start of summer."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Know what Joe's saying?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Alex Wong/Staff/Getty Images]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

male lingerie

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Hanukkah Bill

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Next I'll show you how to break L'Chiymen."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Vinny Bodetti.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Well This Isn't Troubling At All

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

[via DoucheChillz]