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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

male lingerie

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Hanukkah Bill

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Next I'll show you how to break L'Chiymen."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Vinny Bodetti.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Well This Isn't Troubling At All

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

[via DoucheChillz]

RickRoll'd by the White House

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 28, 2011 at 12:00PM

I am sad to report that, at approximately 1pm yesterday afternoon, an innocent American citizen, known at this time only as @wiggsd, was RickRoll'd by the U.S. Government.

In response to a tweet from Mr. @wiggsd regarding a briefing not being "nearly as entertaining as yesterday's," the official White House Twitter account fired back with an unprovoked RickRoll.  (Tweet seen above.  Yes, that tinyurl leads to the RickRoll in question.)

First they RickRoll'd @wiggsd,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't on Twitter.

Then they RickRoll'd the people on Google+,
and I didn't speak out because I hadn't been invited to Google+ yet.

Then they RickRoll'd me
and there was no one left to RickRoll.

But there is good news…  The government has finally reached an agreement on the debt crisis.

[via The Daily What]

Frankie Muniz For President!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 21, 2011 at 5:00PM

I can't wait to see Malcolm debate his opponents. I assume every rebuttal will be, "Yeah, but being retired with $40 million at 19 has not been awful."

And then he'll throw in something about their mom.

[via @frankiemuniz]