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Ivory Alcoholic

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2015 at 5:00PM

PastyDrinker

Some outdoor day drinking could do wonders for that pasty pallor.

[via Radass]

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Arian Afterbirth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 10, 2015 at 12:00PM

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If Rachel Dolezal had this soap her life would have turned out so much differently.

[via TC Mag]

Freelance Hobo-ing

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2015 at 6:00PM

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White male privilege is a myth, guys. However, we do occasionally panhandle as a novelty.

[via Radass]

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White Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 10, 2015 at 10:00AM

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On the bright side, she's got a solid future in the Sports Illustrated body paint edition.

[via Izismile]

What A Good Sport

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 9, 2015 at 2:00PM

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He's just looking for a nice girl who loves balls.

[via Uber Humor]

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