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Allowance Rules Everything Around Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

Adorable little blonde girls ain't nothin' to fuck with.

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Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

Sometimes the most dangerous place to be is right outside of your house. John Lennon knows what I'm talkin' about.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Carnival

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 22, 2014 at 4:00PM

Great wedding venue, adding it to my Pinterest page immediately.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Chad Buchanan/Contributor/Getty Images]

Damn, Porn, You Segregated

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 8, 2014 at 12:00PM

Is there a section for interracial petite anal teens? Cause that'd be great.

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