Not sure you can haul a bank vault with that, but I'm intrigued…
This wedding is proudly sponsored by Big Chet's Tire & Altar Emporium down on Route 6.
"I couldn't get you a Lexus. But I did let some hooligans steal your wheels while you were at lunch."
[via Acid Cow]
These bad boys are made with a rock-hard aluminum alloy, coated in a smooth, slightly salty chrome finish.