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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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cement

chicken

claws

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concrete

feet

foot

footprints

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From Around the Web

She's No Jesus

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2015 at 5:00PM

Between this and your parking, it seems like women have little to no spatial recognition.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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bikini

cheer

dance

fail

fall

pool

poolside

routine

slip

space

water

wet

A Wet And Wild Adventure

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2015 at 4:00PM

sex frog

If you want a prince, you're going to have to work a little harder than a measly kiss.

[via Izismile]

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adventure

bath

bath toy

blow job

dick

fail

frog

frogs

head

suck

toys

wet

wile

This Wedding Is The Pits

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2015 at 5:00PM

SweatyGroomsman

That bridesmaid is wondering what the hell she did wrong to get stuck with sweaty Pete.

[via Izismile]

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aisle

bridesmaid

church

groomsman

gross

nervouse

suit

sweat

sweaty

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wet

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: