Come on! Becoming an organ donor is not your only chance to get inside her.
- Become a surgeon
- Become a gynecologist
- Become a dentist
- Turn into a condom, tampon, or Q-Tip
- Turn into nourishment (preferably lettuce or water)
- Tell her you're a casting agent
Or, yeah, you could become an organ donor. I just wanted you to know your options.