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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Become An Organ Donor For All The Wrong Reasons

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 8, 2010 at 1:00PM

Come on! Becoming an organ donor is not your only chance to get inside her.

You could…

  • Become a surgeon
  • Become a gynecologist
  • Become a dentist
  • Turn into a condom, tampon, or Q-Tip
  • Turn into nourishment (preferably lettuce or water)
  • Tell her you're a casting agent

Or, yeah, you could become an organ donor. I just wanted you to know your options.

[via reddit]

From Around the Web

WTF: Baby Doll That Pees On Your Face

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 8, 2010 at 5:00PM

Whaaat is this? A baby doll with a robotic penis that pees in your face when you tickle him? Obvi.

In case you were too distracted by the ad itself to notice the price, the doll costs £44.95 which is about $70. That's right, people. For just $70 you AND your daughter can enjoy his "little willy".

This makes Toys-R-Us' Laser Boresight seem like a completely reasonable toy. Guns are a safe bet, in comparison.

When Did You Know You'd Be a Porn Star?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 3, 2010 at 5:00PM

Ghastly Photobomb

There’s girl-who-looks-like-a-ghost-photobomb-creepy.

Silence of the Lambs

There’s Anthony-Hopkins-creepy.

Creepy Man-Dog

There’s dog-with-a-human-face-creepy.

Creepy Diaper Ad

Then there’s this. The creepiest thing you have ever seen. A South Korean diaper ad that makes me want to wash my eyeballs out with soap. Do you think he'll grow up to be a porn star or a serial killer? It's a toss up for me.

[via BuzzFeed]