Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Sit. Stay. Shriek like a tortured spirit of the damned.
Can I just give it up for adoption?
[via TC Mag]
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I generally prefer a toilet and a little privacy.
One day this video will be in a documentary about the origins of a serial killer.
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