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Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

In Soviet Russia, booty shorts wear YOU!

ALSO: The average time spent on our site just went up from 3 seconds to- how long is this video? 6 minutes 22 seconds.

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10 Stellar Summertime Barbecues

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

Memorial Day is almost here! It's the holiday weekend that marks the unofficial start of the summer, and that means it's time for two things; skin cancer and barbecues. And since skin cancer isn't that funny, let's just focus on the latter.

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Arr! You Fall Asleep With Your Shoes On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's okay, my boyfriend makes the same face when I start to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Happy Friday!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 7, 2014 at 4:00PM

Or as a parent would say, "I have to wait until MONDAY to leave the house?! Fuuuuuuck."

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What'd You Do This Weekend, Bob?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Drank a 2-liter, gave my son a hatchet. It was nice."

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