I hope that's a crotchless thong for her sake.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
If you or someone you know is a chronic self-wedgier, please call this hotline and know that you are loved: 1-877-NO-WEDGE
"Take the damn picture before this thing splits me in half!"
[via Acid Cow]
Who among us hasn't ravaged our own butthole in a moment of athletic frustration?