Whoever did this is a genius and a monster.
[via Uber Humor]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Who among us hasn't ravaged our own butthole in a moment of athletic frustration?
The moment had to be perfect and that’s impossible if you’re suffering from a deep wedge.
The wedgie obviously turns these into crack-cocaine shorts.
"Oh, you're so silly! But seriously, you're hitting my cervix, please stop."