Worst part is that's the best man.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
For brews, bullets, or the dress she's dreamt of since she was a little girl, the women of Maine say, "Meet me at Hussey's!"
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When she met him online he said he was hung like a horse.