Thank god the groom's parents are already dead.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This has been Miss Piggy and Kermit’s main source of income since The Muppets got cancelled.
[via Weird Wide Web]
He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.
[via Viral Swarm]
Turns out her "something blue" was the severed head they found in her freezer.
[via Expert Bail]