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Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

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He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

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Here Comes The Perp

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Turns out her "something blue" was the severed head they found in her freezer.

[via Expert Bail]

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Freshly Broken In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

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"I mean we've done anal. Like a lot. But we're new to the front stuff."

[via Meme Guy]

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10 Guys Caught Creepin'

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 6, 2016 at 3:00PM

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There is a certain art to staring the right way. Women creep just as much as men (we're all a bunch of gross animals – it's science). The difference is that women are better at hiding it.

Here are a few bros that not only got caught, but got caught on camera.

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Remember To Work The Wedding Bells

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Worst part is that's the best man.

[via Imgur]

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