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Dead Flowers, Great Choice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2014 at 12:00PM

Something tells me he'll be single come spring.

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The Most Important Day Of His Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

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"I swear to God if the center pieces aren't ready I'm going to FREAK OUT."

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That’s A Great Song

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 12, 2014 at 6:00PM

There’s an open bar and the groom has several divorced aunts so something can be arranged.

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It's Not Too Late

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

Nah, bro. You made your bed, now lie in it. And have sex in it maybe once a week if you're lucky.

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Wild Night

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

When are they going to invent a urinal that doesn't splash back all over your wedding dress? Am I right, fellas?

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