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Welcome to the new Tosh.0 website!
First of all, let's talk about what hasn't changed. The website is still the best place to find all of your favorite Tosh.0 clips — old and new — as well as additional exclusive Tosh.0 content and the Tosh.0 blog.
What has changed is that accessing those videos is easier than before, thanks to our new video player and new playlists that group together videos from the same episode or with similar themes.
For instance, you've probably seen the image to right of Daniel with a laptop here on the blog a million times before.
But as you can see above, if we widen the image, it reveals that Daniel was actually sitting next to an angry bear, prepared to pounce at any moment.
So as you can see, more space equals more content! And that, I believe, equals more fun.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. These changes will allow us to provide you with a much better online Tosh.0 experience including easier access to regular features like Web Redemptions and the Caption Challenge and smoother integration with Facebook and Twitter making it easier to bother everyone you know.
You're best bet is to just dive right in and try out all of the site's new features for yourself.
An of course, please bear with with us as we continue to tweak the site to make sure it is working as well as possible for you.
Ha. I said "bear."