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This Is Obviously From The West Coast

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

No matter what the weather is this Valentine's Day, make sure you do at least one thing your boyfriend begs you all the fucking time to do but you're always like, "No! You can see my butthole!"

Because that's what love is. Letting him see your butthole.

[via The Chive]




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From Around the Web

Don't Come At Cantore, Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 29, 2014 at 8:00PM

Very reminiscent of  2012 when he punched Hurricane Ernesto right in the dick.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

They're Running Out Of Names

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

Not to be confused with the 7-layer Bean Burrito storm that's currently forming in his anus.

[via Har Har Har]

10 Beautiful Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

While the polar vortex is engulfing us all, it seemed only appropriate to take the focus off the fact that these sub-zero temperatures are causing your vital organs to slowly shut down. So why not go to the beach? Because before you know it, this relentless winter freeze will thaw, our nation's population will have been significantly thinned, and it'll be summer time once again!

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Shower-time anal assault is one thing, but these temperatures are just intolerable.

[via HuffPo Wierd]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 4, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: