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Showers Expected

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 12, 2015 at 12:00PM

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A cloud formation that looked like a poodle rolled in next to the penis and the sky got all awkward.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

Tarmac BBQ

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2015 at 5:00PM

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"This is your captain speaking; we're looking at a slight delay while the men who should be loading your luggage get the final char on some delectable ribs they've been smoking for the last six hours."

[via The Chive]

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Breaking News

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2015 at 10:00PM

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“This just in: It has been confirmed that out of the billions of snowflakes to drop in the last 48 hours, no two of them are alike.”

[via Izismile]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 23, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

‘Ohhh’

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 10, 2015 at 8:00PM

This video doesn’t make up for every time you’ve had to hear someone say “HUMP DAY,” but it does help ease the pain.

[via Patrick D. Iadipaolo]

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Dreary Conditions Ahead

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2015 at 9:00PM

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“Today will be bitterly cold like my stepmom’s heart. It will be sunny tomorrow, but I’ll never know because my room is full of darkness. And that’s your weather. Have a terrible day, tri-state area.”

[via Reddit]