Well, it's more stylish than a foam helmet.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
How many helpless men were tangled in briefs like a tuna net before they finally included instructions?
[via LOL Hehehe]
"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"
[via Jokes of the Day]
I don't know what kind of crazy, filthy orgy you're about to step into, but I can appreciate the precaution.
He's going to achieve all of his life goals by recess.