Well, it's more stylish than a foam helmet.
How many helpless men were tangled in briefs like a tuna net before they finally included instructions?
[via LOL Hehehe]
"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"
[via Jokes of the Day]
I don't know what kind of crazy, filthy orgy you're about to step into, but I can appreciate the precaution.
He's going to achieve all of his life goals by recess.