Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- These women rub dildos on their faces because someone said they were beauty products. God bless you, Internet.
- Stephen Hawking, Elon Musk, and Steve Wozniak want to keep artificial intelligence out of weapons. And if you won't listen to them, listen to every robot movie ever.
- Coffee may counteract the long term effects of hard drinking. So for every shot of tequila, take a shot of espresso. You'll be fine.
- Science says sarcasm increases creativity. Thanks, science, we're soooo impressed.
- Pornhub did a study on women's porn viewing habits. Still not nearly as deplorable as us. Keep trying, ladies.
- Watch this dude pound out the drums to Rush's 'Limelight' on a speed bag. I can't even drum on my steering wheel without crashing.
- These girls in wet dresses will make you wonder why any dress has ever been dry.