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Lather, Rinse, Reload

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

Ever since my girl moved in, my shower's full of lotions, loufas, conditioners, creams, and shell casings.

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Dinner At The Zimmermans

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.

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Prego Punisher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

She's planning a pretty traditional birth; aside from blasting through the umbilical cord with an uzi.

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Weapons Expert

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

I give it 20 minutes before someone superimposes dicks into her hands.

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Baby Boomer

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

How could you be so irresponsible with such a delicate piece of weaponry? What if the baby clogs it?

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