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Prego Punisher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

She's planning a pretty traditional birth; aside from blasting through the umbilical cord with an uzi.

[via Browsa]

Weapons Expert

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

I give it 20 minutes before someone superimposes dicks into her hands.

[via Catsmob]

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confused

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range

scared

shooting

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woman

Baby Boomer

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

How could you be so irresponsible with such a delicate piece of weaponry? What if the baby clogs it?

[via Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via YouTube]

Fresh Coat

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

"See, I use the ring finger to open wine bottles. And the rest? Well, those are for killing."

[via No Way Girl]

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corkscrew

crazy

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