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Target Acquired

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2015 at 6:00PM

BazookaGirl

Fellas, know that after any fight in which you tell her to "relax" or "calm down," this is how she watches you leave the house.

[via The Chive]

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A Well-Rounded McDonald's

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I'm trying to decide between a Golden Retriever and a pair of brass knuckles. Either way I'm getting a side of fries with sweet 'n sour sauce.

[via Radass]

Greetings From The Gundersons

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2015 at 11:00AM

FamilyGuns

If my daughters looked like that I'd have the whole family armed to the teeth, too.

[via WTF Pics]

Armed And Dangerous

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

As a safety precaution, if he keeps rolling up his sleeves, please notify an air marshal.

[via The Chive]

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Lather, Rinse, Reload

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

Ever since my girl moved in, my shower's full of lotions, loufas, conditioners, creams, and shell casings.

[via Ebaums World]

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