That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a Realdoll "fit for a king".
We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Clark.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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