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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: I Smell Sex And Candlelight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 13, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Do these belong to the butcher, the baker, or the candles dick maker?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sam Delamar.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mark Metcalfe/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: I Smell Sex And Candlelight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 9, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Give Me Penis Or Give Me Death!

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Mark Metcalfe/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Innocence Lost

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 6:00PM

BonerAngel

I know she's an inanimate object, but she still seems painfully aware of how much that candle looks like a dick.

[via Catsmob]

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Don’t Open Your Eyes

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 12, 2014 at 10:00PM

Great. Now I got “Here Comes Santa Claus” is stuck in my head.

[via Bro My God]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Caliente!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

3 Girls, D Cups.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Douglas Wong.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.