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Beach Patrol

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2015 at 8:00PM

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The lifeguards at Russian beaches don’t fuck around if you’re caught swimming when the red flag is out.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

The Double Dip

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2015 at 9:00PM

This kid joins Mogwai, hair dryers and your hippie aunt who doesn’t like to wear a bra as things that shouldn’t ever be around water.

[via The Chive]

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Boater Safety

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2015 at 11:00AM

See? If you were wearing a life preserver you wouldn't have collapsed your lung.

[via Catsmob]

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Man Overboard

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2015 at 9:00PM

Things I will always root against:

1. Pittsburgh Steelers

2. Anyone attempting to flip from one yacht to another.

[via The Chive]

 

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So Pumped For Summer At The Lake

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2015 at 9:00PM

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They have a water slide there called the Poop Chute and it’s ridiculously fun.

[via Reddit]

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Problem Solved

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's no surprise. Men named Dan tend to be very thoughtful. They're also generous and exploratory lovers.

Don't forget to tweet us your water shortage solutions at #toshdroughttips!

[via Odd Stuff Magazine]

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