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No Paddle Necessary

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2016 at 8:00PM

Sometimes you have to improvise when you hear creepy banjo music playing in the distance.

[via Gfycat]

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lake

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From Around the Web

Free Fall

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

If you find yourself plummeting parachute-less toward the earth, your best bet is targeting a large-breasted tourist to break your fall.

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bikini

boardwalk

free fall

game

ocean

parachute

pier

santa monica

sky

skydive

video

water

Clean Yourself Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 1, 2016 at 12:00PM

wasted

Could be worse. If she'd fallen the other way, she'd be drowning right now.

[via Matus Fun]

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bathroom

bathtub

drunk

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foot

girl

pee

shower

shower curtain

sleeping

toilet

wasted

water

There’s A Hurdle There

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

If this happens in Rio, she’s coming out of that water with a tail and a few extra thumbs.

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dive

fail

fall

hurdle

hurdles

ouch

track

track and field

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Splashdown

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

Grab the skimmer. Last thing you want is her face skin getting sucked into the filter.

[via Acid Cow]

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board

dive

diving

flat

flip

flop

hit

ouch

over

pool

rotate

water

Aquabat

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

Well, we had a good run, humans.

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bat

escape

float

no

scary

swim

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