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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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A Cold One

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 23, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Summer's cumming guys, you gotta hydrate and fellate.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cue The Wind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

Adelaide Residents Try To Stay Cool As Severe Heatwave Continues

Let's get a couple of shots to check the lighting before we have R. Kelly come in.

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Clark.

Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Morne de Klerk/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cue The Wind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 4, 2016 at 4:00PM

Adelaide Residents Try To Stay Cool As Severe Heatwave Continues

Shampoo commercials are way less sexy behind the scenes.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Morne de Klerk/Stringer/Getty Images]

Carnage At The Tour De France

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2015 at 8:00PM

Looks like he’s going to get a nice new plastic hip to go along with that plastic water bottle.

[via Fail Blog]

Sweet Fade Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 9, 2015 at 4:00PM

That shot sent the game into overtime (detention).

[via Lol He He He]