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Seal Team Two

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2016 at 1:00PM

Seems cute until you find out Sea World is forcing them to duel.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Into The Drink

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

WaterHazard

The water hazards are harder to avoid when you're 17 beers deep.

[via Twitter]

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Flooded With Flavor

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2016 at 10:00AM

flood

Cooking a cute meal together is guaranteed to make your lady wet.

[via Izismile]

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Blob Blast Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 5:00PM

I heard he launched a kid into the stratosphere.

[via Izismile]

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Toothy Trout

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 5:00PM

teeth

Way to really kick a fish when he's down, man.

[via Radass]

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