"It's not what you think, I keep my iPhone in there."
While the polar vortex is engulfing us all, it seemed only appropriate to take the focus off the fact that these sub-zero temperatures are causing your vital organs to slowly shut down. So why not go to the beach? Because before you know it, this relentless winter freeze will thaw, our nation's population will have been significantly thinned, and it'll be summer time once again!
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I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.
When grandma said she was going to knit me something, this wasn't what I was expecting.
Though it does finally explain why she asked me my penis size…