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Wiener Snuggie

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2015 at 11:00AM

WienerSnuggie

There's no better protection from unwanted pregnancy than wearing a toddler mitten on your dick.

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Flesh Puppet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

"It's not what you think, I keep my iPhone in there."

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10 Beautiful Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

While the polar vortex is engulfing us all, it seemed only appropriate to take the focus off the fact that these sub-zero temperatures are causing your vital organs to slowly shut down. So why not go to the beach? Because before you know it, this relentless winter freeze will thaw, our nation's population will have been significantly thinned, and it'll be summer time once again!

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It's Warm And Everything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.

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That Sounds REAL Tasty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

98.6, baby.

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