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Every Little Girl Goes Through That Phase

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

At first it's all pink Barbie cars and dollhouses, then before you know it, she's a staunch supporter of nuclear armament.

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Ghost Of Veterans Day Future

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just tell me, before the machines rise up… do they build us hoverboards?

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(Dumb) Kids Write The Darndest Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Oh it was no problem! Whores are really loose." -Soldier who occasionally bangs prostitutes overseas.

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Whoa, Dude

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

Joke's on you, dickhead. He'd rather be in Kuwait than anywhere near that bitch.

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Seal Team Sad

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

 

This was hilarious to everyone except all the men who died waiting for backup to arrive.

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