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Drive-Thru Walmart

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2015 at 1:00PM

WalMartCrash

They were out of those motorized scooters. What was he supposed to do, walk around the store like some kind of animal?

[via Izifunny]

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From Around the Web

Another Walmart Saturday Night

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 16, 2015 at 4:00PM

keystonestain

Drinking all that Keystone Light is only going to intensify the stain situation.

[via Reddit]

Seems A Bit Overpriced

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 12, 2015 at 8:00PM

walmartpoo

Some poor worker in a Third World Country sat on a toilet for three days to produce this.

[via Reddit]

On The Hunt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 10, 2015 at 6:00PM

onthehunt

If your fella couldn’t find the g-spot before, now he doesn’t stand a chance in hell.

[via Reddit]

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panties

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Watch Out For Falling Thieves

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

Not quite as masterful as Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank but it worked and freedom was achieved.

[via Fail Blog]

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Spring Is Coming

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 11, 2015 at 9:00PM

thongandgarden

Thong guy wanted me to pass along to everyone that he works in his garden from 2pm-5pm everyday and there isn’t a privacy fence.

[via The Chive]