Shoes that make you walk like Bigfoot are always in style.
[via TC Mag]
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
All y’all worried about the red Starbucks cup ruining Christmas when Walmart is selling an inflatable shitting Santa Claus for your front yard.
Would be willing to be my life savings that “Save a Horse, (Ride a Cowboy” is playing over the Walmart intercom.
Hey kid, if you play your cards right, maybe dad will leave you your new stepmom in his will.
[via People of Walmart]
Scarier than any haunted house you will visit this Halloween.
Following dinner they plan to take a romantic stroll to the electronics department and watch whatever film is playing on the display TVs.
[via No Way Girl]