Tosh.0 Blog

Spring Is Coming

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 11, 2015 at 9:00PM

thongandgarden

Thong guy wanted me to pass along to everyone that he works in his garden from 2pm-5pm everyday and there isn’t a privacy fence.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

All Bow Down

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 6:00PM

clammaster

And no one knows more about feminine needs than the Clam Master.

[via Uber Humor]

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arizona

card

cardinals

clam

clam master

couple

football

jersey

nfl

tampons

walmart

Safety First, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

mothersday

A gift worth thinking about if your mom recently joined Tinder.

[via Rad Ass]

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condoms

gift

magnum

mom

mothers day

retail

safe sex

tinder

trojan

trojans

walmart

wtf

Sorry, Fresh Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2015 at 10:00PM

gotmeth

Maybe she's just a really lazy undercover cop.

[via Imgur]

Ask Your Stylist For ‘The Brillo’

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2014 at 6:00PM

brillohair

He swears he’s getting it cut after the eggs inside hatch and the baby birds leave.

[via The Chive]

How About A Text Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

reboundshirt

Watch out for falling prices and integrity at your local neighborhood Walmart.

[via Reddit]

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fashion

rebound

relationship

retail

shirt

side chick

store

tacky

walmart

wtf