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Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

[via People of Walmart]

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Just Buying Some Condoms

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sure, he's shooting blanks. But he'd like some kind of barrier between him and his wife's old ass vagina.

[via People of Walmart]

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So Peaceful

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Never too early to get in line for those Black Friday deals.

[via Izismile]

You HAVE To Stay By The Cart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

100 bucks says she's going to leave him by her car instead of walking him back to the other carts.

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Thanks For The Invite

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 8, 2014 at 10:00PM

And she’s serious you guys because she’s using a fancy script font.

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They’re Ready For Step Three

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

I’m sorry but the Ninja Turtles should have their dick in a pizza box.

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