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Ask Your Stylist For ‘The Brillo’

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2014 at 6:00PM

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He swears he’s getting it cut after the eggs inside hatch and the baby birds leave.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

How About A Text Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

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Watch out for falling prices and integrity at your local neighborhood Walmart.

[via Reddit]

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So The Belt Is For… ?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 1, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Oh my God I saw the SEXIEST guy in Walmart today."

[via People of Walmart]

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Ma'am?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.

[via People of Walmart]

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Even Mr. Olympia Likes A Good Deal

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Excuse me, where would I find the toilet paper?"

"AGGGH! I don't work here." – Arnold

[via People of Walmart]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 4, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: