This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
This is a metaphor for every time you think something is going to be really great in adulthood.
Based on the color of my pee, he said my hydration level was "tremendous."
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