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Dorm Room Essentials

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

When you head off to college you'll want to make sure you have:

1. Bed risers for added storage space

2. 40-pack of Top Ramen noodle soup for late night snacking

3. Poster of anthropomorphized leopard showing of his dick-neck, for… the ladies?

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: A Semi Wall

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

A Semi Wall

Where's the great wall of vagina?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Gave Derosiers.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Robert Nickelsberg/Contributor/Getty Images]

Smooth Operator

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 6:00PM

It's true, ladies. Every man has a running inner-monologue that tells him if he does something cool like casually jump over a wall, you'll totally sex his ween.

[via Izismile]

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Anything Good On?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

Take some LSD and boom! You're watching cartoons.

[via Izismile]

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Sending A Message

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

Oh come on, who can be mad at those adorable bubble letters?

[via Uber Humor]

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