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This Dog-Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

This is EXACTLY the kind of kid I want.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Walking The Tom

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

Brady may be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time but if you don’t walk him every three hours he will piss all over your area rug.

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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

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Great Day For A Slither

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

Hey man quit letting your snakes shit out entire goats on my front lawn.

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More Dipping Sauce-Related Violence

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 1:00PM

At least he died doing what he loved… getting shot.

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