• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Boxed Bubbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 22, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Getting acne all the way into your 80's takes quite the toll on your self confidence.

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From Around the Web

Tread Lightly

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 22, 2016 at 5:00PM

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She's doing at least three things you can't so have some respect and stop staring at her crotch.

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What Kind Of Breed Is That?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2016 at 2:00PM

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If she keeps the chair alive for at least a month, they’ll let her move on to a fern, and eventually a gold fish.

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Shape On The Loose

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 14, 2016 at 9:00PM

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If you’re currently playing Tetris and missing the L shape, it was just spotted on Oak St. playing Pokémon Go

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Weirdo's Best Friend

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 14, 2016 at 2:00PM

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He gets lost if he doesn't put himself on a leash.

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