Brady may be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time but if you don’t walk him every three hours he will piss all over your area rug.
The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…
[via The Chive]
Hey man quit letting your snakes shit out entire goats on my front lawn.
[via Rat Skeet]
At least he died doing what he loved… getting shot.
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