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Grandma & Gimp-pa

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

Her purse is full of hard candies, stolen Sweet N' Low, and ball gags.

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Having A Pet Is A Huge Responsibility

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

He has to bring SO many poop bags with him.

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Always Carry Protection

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Nana always said, "Pepper spray is for pussies."

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Curb Your Girlfriend

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 20, 2014 at 5:00PM

Their walks wouldn't have to be so demeaning if she'd just stop shitting on the sidewalk.

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Out For A Morning Stroll

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

You can call him crazy, but I defy you to find one situation he isn't prepared for.

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