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What? We Had The Dog First

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

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Plus, to be honest, we also bought the dog on purpose.

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So Graceful

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2014 at 3:00PM

"No, for your information, my dress isn't too tight. I just really have to shit."

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Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

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Grandma & Gimp-pa

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

Her purse is full of hard candies, stolen Sweet N' Low, and ball gags.

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Having A Pet Is A Huge Responsibility

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

He has to bring SO many poop bags with him.

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