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Hipster Dad

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 30, 2015 at 2:00PM

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That's probably just an organic watermelon wearing a fair-trade blankie.

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From Around the Web

Man Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 26, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Sure, you got her wet – but you are definitely not getting laid.

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10 Lazy People To Make You Feel Productive

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Guys. I'm on vacation this week and all I want to do is lay by the pool while someone brings me drinks and treats. So in honor of these feels, I bring you ten people that are actually lazier than me. That's all I can find. I'm a mess.

Click through and then send it to your mom to remind her that you ARE productive and she's lucky to have you.  Show full post

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people

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Curb Your Lizard

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Mr. Cuddles gets cranky if he doesn't go out for his afternoon skin-shed.

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Great Job, Buddy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

Maybe wait until his butthole's closed before offering congratulations.

[via Acid Cow]