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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Occupied!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 6:00PM

BathroomCock

When the guy before you forgot to lock the door and his cock is still out…

[via Dump A Day]

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From Around the Web

Here Comes The Perp

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

BrideArrested

Turns out her "something blue" was the severed head they found in her freezer.

[via Expert Bail]

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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Strolling With Danger

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 17, 2016 at 4:00PM

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If you noticed the mower before those yoga pants, you might be less into women than you thought.

[via Izismile]

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Demon Walk

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 10, 2016 at 1:00PM

When she's almost definitely possessed by the devil, but you still would…

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