• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Just A Few More Feet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 26, 2016 at 10:00AM

When you don't want to walk but you also don't want to get anywhere faster.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Boxed Bubbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 22, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Getting acne all the way into your 80's takes quite the toll on your self confidence.

[via Izismile]

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Formal Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

WeddingWear

If it was good enough to wear to his father's funeral, it's good enough for your wedding.

[via Oddman]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Heavy Headed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2016 at 5:00PM

Make him a Swiffer wig and those floors will be sparkling in no time.

[via Prickly Legs]

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