"Siri, remind me to try to hit that in 2 years."
Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
New episodes start February 17th! You may want to get up and stretch so you don't wind up with bedsores.
There should be way more street justice like this. Blocking an escalator? Kick in the back. On your cell phone in line? Kick in the back. Admit to enjoying 2 Broke Girls? Donkey kick in the back.
Sorry but I can't shit without at least 10 friends present.
[via Acid Cow]
I know black guys walk slow but this is RIDICULOUS!!
He's wearing a nice jacket though. Wonder where I could get one of those.
[via The Clearly Dope]