• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Fate Night

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 13, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Make a girl wait for that ring long enough and she'll find other accessories.

[via Ebaum's World]

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From Around the Web

Inconvenient Infant

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 17, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Be sure to give your brand new iPhone a lot love, attention, care and cradling.

[via Izismile]

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Slowest. Escalator. Ever.

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 15, 2015 at 4:00PM

After a bottle of vodka, you don’t know the difference.

[via Fail Blog]

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Perfect Timing

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 11, 2015 at 2:00PM

The good news is your kid has excellent hand-eye coordination. The bad news is he's a dick.

[via Echtlustig]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 6, 2015 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

WaitingWYS

Just remember to get up and stretch every half hour. Sitting until August 25th is just asking for bedsores.