That’s cute, he dressed as his Tinder profile.
[via Acid Cow]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
A baloney sandwich made with stale white bread would work for any of them.
Hey Internet! Your voice needs to be heard. Be sure to cast your vote in the annual Tosh.0 Blog Awards. Oh and before you ask, we don't have any of those cute "I Voted" stickers.
Here are the lovely categories:
Check back on December 29th and 30th for the results!