Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy crushes Ave Maria in a shipping container. And you thought they were only for drugs and human trafficking.
- Chad Johnson used to soak his injuries in his teammates' urine to heal faster. Mmmmm, briny.
- A man in Florida is accused of throwing a gator into a Wendy's drive thru. Because sometimes Florida has to remind you how fucking Florida it is.
- OK Go shot a music video in zero gravity. And the biggest revelation is that bands are still shooting music videos.
- This fake bouncer had everyone fooled. Should have charged a hefty cover.
- There's a massive nuclear war bunker for sale. If there aren't 200 people I like enough to save, can I just take like 15 and keep it nice and roomy?
- Thursdays are for must see boobs.