We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Okay this is going to sound a little out there, but… buy two? No, no. You're right. That's crazy.
Although kind of pointless if it sounds like he's chewing rocks underwater on the other side of the intercom.
[via Uber Humor]
Even Prince is worried about this guy's depleted testosterone levels.
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