It's a "feel good" story in more ways than one.
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If spotted in your neighborhood, please shower with high fives.
It’s a nice quite town consisting of a Taco Bell, a GameStop, and a fedora store.
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It will be a proud day when he can take that jersey to the Goodwill.
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Actually it’s more of an invisibility cloak which renders him unseeable by all females.