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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

HonestWeddingCake

He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

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Freshly Broken In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

Honk

"I mean we've done anal. Like a lot. But we're new to the front stuff."

[via Meme Guy]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

BionicVirginityNews

It's a "feel good" story in more ways than one.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Get The Word Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2016 at 11:00AM

LostVirginity

If spotted in your neighborhood, please shower with high fives.

[via Izismile]

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Home Sweet Home

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 16, 2015 at 9:00PM

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It’s a nice quite town consisting of a Taco Bell, a GameStop, and a fedora store.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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