I doubt this is the first time she's ever ridden a virgin.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.
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"I mean we've done anal. Like a lot. But we're new to the front stuff."
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