NEW EPISODES RETURN FEBRUARY 7
Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Must be the same town that has the last remaining AOL dial-up customers.
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The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."
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