Our forefathers were straight up nasty.
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
Must be the same town that has the last remaining AOL dial-up customers.
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The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."
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