Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Here's how you catch a giant spider. FUCK THAT.
- Donald Trump has picked his VP. This campaign has officially gone full asshole.
- Tom Brady says he's done fighting the Deflategate suspension. And somewhere Ben Affleck's little heart is breaking.
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- Lena Dunham thinks cafeteria sushi is cultural appropriation. And I just rolled my eyes so hard I blacked out.
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