Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Here's a girl getting shot in the butt with a glitter cannon in slow motion. Because sometimes the internet just gets it.
- A man called 911 because his girlfriend wouldn't "give him any ass." While I have you on the line, her sandwich making has been subpar lately, too.
- Chuck E. Cheese is expanding its alcohol selection. Chuck E. Cheese: Where a kid can be ignored by his hammered mom.
- Remember, Back to the Future II told us the Cubs would win it all this year. I've got to get my hands on that almanac.
- Over a third of vegetarians eat meat when they're drunk. I knew I smelled beef on you smug bastards.
- This rat really likes spaghetti. Please, he's just a second-rate pizza rat.
- Thursday is the perfect day to enjoy some big ol' boobies.