From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
If all of your prophecies are homoerotic, they might just be your dreams.
I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.
The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"
[via This Is Horrible]
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