This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.
The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"
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