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Keep Your Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

In all seriousness I would rather say I have an STD than to call myself "Stud Muffin."

[via Uber Humor]

Some Friendly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

I can’t tell which is worse to advertise, that you exclusively jerk off, or that you hate women.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

Close Enough

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Why am I always attracting dyslexic men?"

– Ana to her friends at brunch.

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Sorry Honey, All The Other Vanity Plates Were Taken

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

[via Izismile]

With A Sweet Ride Like That?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

Just got tested. Time to celebrate with a VANITY PLATE!

[via Acid Cow]