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Livin’ Life A Quarter Mile At A Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 12, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I don’t even own a van but I immediately went online to see if it was available in my state.

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From Around the Web

Douches Die Too

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Live by the Bro Code, die by the Bro Code.

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Keep Your Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

In all seriousness I would rather say I have an STD than to call myself "Stud Muffin."

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Some Friendly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

I can’t tell which is worse to advertise, that you exclusively jerk off, or that you hate women.

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Close Enough

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Why am I always attracting dyslexic men?"

– Ana to her friends at brunch.

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