Live by the Bro Code, die by the Bro Code.
In all seriousness I would rather say I have an STD than to call myself "Stud Muffin."
[via Uber Humor]
I can’t tell which is worse to advertise, that you exclusively jerk off, or that you hate women.
[via Daily Picks and Flicks]
"Why am I always attracting dyslexic men?"
– Ana to her friends at brunch.
It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.