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Well, That's Fair

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

This is why I strictly sleep with only-child orphans.

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So How Did She Take The Break Up?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

If it makes you feel better, she definitely told all of her friends your dick is small too.

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This Is What Happens When We Close

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

"I'm sorry, we aren't here right now. Please spray paint a hilarious message on the exterior of the building and we'll get back to you as soon as we can."

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Great Handwriting, Sweetheart!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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Bravo, Movie Poster Vandal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 28, 2012 at 5:00PM

Empty trash.

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