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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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Smelly Poetry Corner

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

Pics or you're hauntingly lyrical shit didn't happen.

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Somebody Slashed Your Tires

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

At least they didn't bend your Axl.

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10 Expertly Vandalized Billboards

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Anyone can vandalize a classroom desk or a bathroom stall. But it take's a deft hand and an artist's insight to properly tag up an entire billboard. This isn't any of that amateur "Kevin wuz here" or "Kevin is a ballbag" type crap either, this is the big leagues.

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Well, That's Fair

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

This is why I strictly sleep with only-child orphans.

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