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Somebody Slashed Your Tires

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

At least they didn't bend your Axl.

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10 Expertly Vandalized Billboards

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Anyone can vandalize a classroom desk or a bathroom stall. But it take's a deft hand and an artist's insight to properly tag up an entire billboard. This isn't any of that amateur "Kevin wuz here" or "Kevin is a ballbag" type crap either, this is the big leagues.

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Well, That's Fair

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

This is why I strictly sleep with only-child orphans.

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So How Did She Take The Break Up?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

If it makes you feel better, she definitely told all of her friends your dick is small too.

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This Is What Happens When We Close

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

"I'm sorry, we aren't here right now. Please spray paint a hilarious message on the exterior of the building and we'll get back to you as soon as we can."

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