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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Just Checking The Merchandise

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The weird part is the groom is up front. That's the limo driver.

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From Around the Web

Nice Knob

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 15, 2015 at 2:00PM

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And no, your penis will not unlock the vagina lock.

[via Rad Ass]

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Most Likely To Tuck It Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's a proud, Italian family name that loosely translates to "Hidden Sausage."

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She's An Open Book

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 29, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Jane Austin in the streets, E.L. James in the sheets.

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10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

My Bloody Mascot

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 21, 2015 at 11:00PM

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These are progressive times ladies, can we start to make it OUR time of the month?

[via Kill Some Time]