A million years old and still naturally wet.
[via Uber Humor]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Sure, the vagina has stopping power. But wouldn't landing in a small pool be more fun?
[via LOL Hehehe]
Sorry, I'm still super full from the pastrami penis.
Now every time someone says, "I'm so hot for you," this image will burn in your brain.
Shout out to the poor carousal zebra that’s been staring at the elephant vagina every minute of every day for the past ten years.