• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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Most Likely To Tuck It Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's a proud, Italian family name that loosely translates to "Hidden Sausage."

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

She's An Open Book

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 29, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Jane Austin in the streets, E.L. James in the sheets.

[via Izismile]

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10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

My Bloody Mascot

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 21, 2015 at 11:00PM

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These are progressive times ladies, can we start to make it OUR time of the month?

[via Kill Some Time]

10 Things That Look Just Like Vaginas

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 16, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Well Playboy, are you happy now? You've taken our nudes and now we're forced to look at these imposter vaginas. It's all very confusing – some of these food items are making my stomach horny.

I won't even tell you what the rest of these lady part doppelgangers have me feeling. Show full post

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Nerd Alert

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Of course the guy who brings 3 perfectly-sharpened pencils to class doesn't know what this is.

[via TC Mag]

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