A million years old and still naturally wet.
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Sure, the vagina has stopping power. But wouldn't landing in a small pool be more fun?
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Sorry, I'm still super full from the pastrami penis.
Now every time someone says, "I'm so hot for you," this image will burn in your brain.