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Laces Out, Penis In

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

FootballStroker

Or try the New England Patriots collectible version. Now even softer and squishier!

[via VK]

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Stand Back, Fellas!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 5:00PM

JapanesePrint

I assume you're all familiar with the ancient Japanese fable about the giant who queefs sunlight?

[via We Waste Time]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Informal Gynecologist

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2015 at 5:00PM

DrPoon

"Nurse Tang will show you to the exam room."

[via Daily Garlic]

Play A Few Licks

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2015 at 10:00AM

VaginaGuitars

I don't know, seems like a vagina would make a lot better wind instrument.

[via Attractive Strangers]

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