It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
It’s probably a Dyson. They make the best lovers. Or so I’ve heard.
[via Cats Mob]
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Illegal aliens always get stuck with the jobs no one else wants.
[via TC Mag]