"Spring break, Garbage Beach!"
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Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
I'm getting too old for this shift.
"You know what will really mess with Batman's head? If I BCC him."
[via The Chive]
"Does the monkey think we're dating? All righty then!"
I get douche chills thinking about how many times he’s asked girls if they want to see his coconuts.
[via Uber Humor]