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Romantic Getaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

DildoIsland

Only downside is it's Canada, so the dildos are sticky from maple syrup fingers.

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From Around the Web

Beachwear

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 2, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Even psychopaths enjoy taking a vacation from time to time.

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Love Boat

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 10, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Water looks brown enough.

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Dirty Dad Jokes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

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You notice so many new things when you look at old family vacation photos.

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Carry On Item

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 20, 2016 at 11:00PM

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"Attention passengers, today's in-flight entertainment will be presented to us by Deborah in coach."

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