Water looks brown enough.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
You notice so many new things when you look at old family vacation photos.
"Attention passengers, today's in-flight entertainment will be presented to us by Deborah in coach."
Nothing says "summertime fun" like sun, surf, and beer-induced pranks that leave you paralyzed.