Your future isn't always standing in front of you.
[via Rad Ass]
I will not be telling that butterfly to spread its wings and fly.
[via Kill Some Time]
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Look at these assholes on vacation while I'm safe at work. Suckers.
No thanks, I'll be staying down the street at Moist Pussycat Hostel.
[via Uber Humor]