If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
So what did they use to get it out of the deep fryer??
Hopefully just one, because I'm only cooking for your mom.
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