Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Here's a Muppets version of the Humpty Dance. Because puppets covering old school rap is just my jam right now.
- Here are some great April Fools' office pranks if you're bored/don't mind having your coworkers hate you.
- The science behind why men get stage fright at urinals. Could it be all the horrible odors and other men standing shoulder to shoulder with you?
- Kurt Russell's mustache is a goddamn champion. Bow before it, puny other mustaches.
- Prisoner escapes by sending fake email calling for his release. Letmeout@hotmail.com… seems legit!
- It's time for some mid-week lady butts! Because you deserve dat ass.
- Here are the best April Fools' products "unveiled" today. What do you mean the Samsung Dick Embiggener isn't real?!
- Enjoy the hottest celebrity Instagram pics from last week. Maybe just close your office door first.