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Floating Through Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

SPOILER ALERT: The kid from "Up" grows up, slims down, and gets a less than savory tattoo on his waist.

[via Main Fun]

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Joy Ride

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 3:00PM

The best part about riding a motorcycle is feeling the wind whip through your hair and butthole.

[via Trinixy]

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Taking In The Sites

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

Every day, he comes out here during his lunch hour to feed the pigeons and watch the beavers.

[via Low Bird]

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Marriages Have Their Ups And Downs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I don't understand, Larry! I've been eating so well."

"I hear doing laundry burns a lot of calories. And giving blowjobs. Dr. Oz said that. Maybe."

[via Acid Cow]

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At Least He's In A Button Down?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

He doesn't try to get this hairstyle, he just happens to sleep like a bat.

[via People of Walmart]

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