Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Never mind everything else, all I can focus on is those toes. Clean your feet, hippie!
Dude is rollin' right now. That's not a handicapped joke, he's on a ton of Molly.
Not sure this is what the doctor meant when he said, "If you don't want kids, use latex."