That is the universal facial expression for "uncle!"
Doling out justice and embracing your inner jungle cat don't have to be mutually exclusive.
He's in here every week depositing an assortment of crumpled, sticky bills.
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When working outdoors in the summer, remember to bring along a cool towel. Or just say, "Fuck pants."
It's like Superman's closet; if Superman was the guy who's been breaking into your apartment and watching you sleep.